Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
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baroness:

one of the greatest scenes in television history

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Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes (via observando)

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